Battle of the Brainless

Got this too from my mailbox ^_+

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Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?
Contestant:Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

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Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant:Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito. (Rizal Park).
Contestant: Rear Part?

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Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant:Banyo? Like DUH!!! heelllooo!!!
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant:Bubong?
Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant:Beerhouse?

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Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant:Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant :Safeguard?
Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : SafeBuoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!

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Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant:Sirena?
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant:Siyokoy?
Host: Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant:Siyoke?

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Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of thePhilippines?
Contestant:Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant:Stork?
Host: Hindi.Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant:Si...Sharon Cuneta!

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Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia?
Contestant:Carole KING?
Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!

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Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: NoraAunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!

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Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of the Philippines?
Contestant:Kuto?
Host: Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.
Contestant:Kutong Lupa!

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Good Job Team

I received a call last night from mich (my teammate) informing me that we made it to Top 1! At first I didn't actually believe her since we knew that we ended up in 4th place and asked her to confirm it first if it's true. Mich called me again and confirmed that we really made it. There was actually an adjustment thus resulted to something that we didn't thought. Wohoo, our supervisor texted everyone about it and is going to have a celebration weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Good Job Team!
Aim again for another month!
Go Summit!

toinks!!

Here I am again, sitting in this cold blooded chair of immortality. Looking forever in the depths of my own mind, wandering every corner of space. My family, my work, my friends, my love ones and my life. Challenging as it may seem but I'm always prepared. Happy times always ends, as well as the Bad Times but I must not lose hope. Being hopeless is just one sign of a loser. Be prepared always as what the Boy Scout motto is.

I really don't have any idea what's going on my mind right now. Confusions, confusions and confusions, damn, what is this all about!!!

Did I miss something new? Or I'm just acting weird? I don't think so, or is this a road in becoming a fool? or even dumb I guess! We'll I better be prepared for all of those situations whether for good or for bad. God is always with me thus I'm not afraid! I'm happy with my life now. Stay focus with what you can do or even excel to it. Prove them your worth!

Was that everything I'm thinking for the last hours doing nothing? Huh! Well time to slow down need to focus, need to be ready for next week's reporting. My report is all about phpmyadmin haha. What's that? Well better to get ready. Let me ask help from my good friend Google.

Ka-Chow! ~Lightning McQueen

For January and February

Just happy because *a very big grin* I will be having some extra money to buy something hehe.

Need to sleep now since I'm in day shift!

Damn uhm dizzy right now grrrr we just did a little session of Red Horse lol!

Night night!