Hahaha

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it took me 5days before I got back here. I'm so busy in which it really consume my days by just giving it a great sleep. We went to Sinulog actually in which it was so tiring, fun and the rest is history hehe.

What a walk from Plaza Independencia to Ayala Mall !! Next time we should be having our flip flops instead of rubber shoes lol!!

I'm tired already, got to rest since my sked is early in the morning. ^_^

Night night ! !

What a day!

Grrrrr I have typed a long one already but my brother accidentally pulled the plug off and poof it became Coco Krunch. I don't usually save my post but this incident will marked the beginning of my saving career lol. To cut the crap, after our shift we had a team meeting and then proceeded to GECUBE(a local internet shop in Cebu City) playing DOTA. We lost 2 games straight haha but it's okay it was fun for the noobs like us who really wants to know how it is going to be played. After the loss we noticed that it's raining outside with a lot of students forming lines which turned out that they are preparing for the procession (a parade honoring our beloved St. Niño in the streets of Cebu). Since there's no accessible jeep due to a newly assigned route, I tried to walk until I reached the Basilica. I'm so tired walking back and forth, struggling with crowds, shielding my head from the rain and watching my pants got dirty nyahaha. Well that's life, I just hope that it will not rain tomorrow for the presentation of all Sinulog participants. Wish you all the best! I'll just sign off first and get a good night sleep ^_^.

Pit Senyor again :)

Unexpected

I'm on a graveyard shift as of now and after work around 7am we headed directly to a local carenderia to have breakfast and then we proceeded to go home. Me and my friend Mich (as what I called her) usually take the route 03L going to Mabolo. When we arrived at the Church , were surprise that there's too many people lurking around having roses in their hands and some balloons. We just think that there's going to be a dance parade but it turned out to be St. Niño is going to pass thus we waited. It was 8:30am already and the crowd is getting bigger and bigger. Around 9:12am to be exact, a number of policemen riding with their bikes informing children to move back due to vehicles that is going to pass. Then St. Niño's mother the Blessed Virgin Mary is the first one being carried in one of the cars and so people of all ages waving their hands and screaming with joy just to see the holy saint passing by and even louder when the baby's turn arrived. Both of us waved our hands, we don't have flowers though but it was amazing. I've felt that there's peace in my heart when I did the waving, you can really feel a strange feeling of happiness mixed with excitement. Wow it's truly miraculous seeing the saints that Cebuano's love. I really want to see the festival in the Big City and I expect myself to be there hehe. Two days to go and the big celebration for the Sinulog Event is going to take place. I better be ready for it. Viva Pit Senyor!

Mailbox Humor

I find time to check all the messages from my mailbox since it's getting filled already and guess what?? It took me 2 hours to remove unwanted mails since I read most of it before trashing and I ran across some forwarded mails in which it will really make you laugh hehe. Here are some !! Enjoy!!

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"Kandila-Ang Tunay na Misunderstanding"
Pag dating ni Lando sa bahay, sabi ni Tekya, ang asawa niya, “Sweetheart, delayed ako ng isang buwan. Kagagaling ko lang sa doktor. Pero huwag mong sabihin kahit kanino, baka mapahiya lang ako kapag di nagkatotoo.”
Kinaumagahan, merong dumating na taga-Meralco.
Pagbukas ng pinto, sabi niya, “Ale, delayed ho kayo ng isang buwan.”
“Kanino mo nalaman ito?” tanong ni Tekya.
“Nandito ho nakasulat sa records namin,” sagot ng taga-Meralco.
“Talaga? Nakasulat sa records ninyo?”
Sa sumunod na araw, si Lando ay dumating galit na galit sa counter ng Meralco.
“Paano niyo nalaman na delayed ng isang buwan ang misis ko?
“Konting pasensya lang. Kung gusto niyong mawala sa records namin ito, magbayad na lang kayo,” sagot ng isang empleyado.
“Eh, kung ayaw kong magbayad?” tanong ni Lando.
“Puputulan ho kayo,” sagot ng empleyado.
“Kung puputulan ako, anong gagamitin ng misis ko?”
“Pwede naman siyang gumamit ng kandila di ba?”

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KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge c Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!
PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR HU JUST PASSED AWAY.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

konduktor: sibog² gamay kay molarga nata, kanang imong anak noy..sabaka nalang na. Amahan: Nabuang na! nisakay gani mi kay nagdali, sa BAKA na hinoon nimo pasakayon. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION
ANAK: Tay , paliti ko bi ug Jucyfruwet
TATAY: anak, dili magbinulok, dili man na jucyfruwet
ANAK: unsa man diay na tay??
TATAY: BAGOLBAM... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sa Hospital...
Doktor: Mrs, kinahanglan na jud samentuhon ang tiil sa imong anak! grabe na ang diperensya!
Mrs: Hala oi! mga pila kaha ka sako dok kay palit na ko hardware? Karon dayon aron mauga na ugma.
Anak: Nay oi! pakauwaw ra man ka! sagulan pa gani ug balas!
Doktor: ayaw kalimti ang hollow block ha!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

APO UG LOLO
APO: Lo, ngano nag kaang2x man kag lakaw?
LOLO: aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi
APO: ngano lagi na lo?
LOLO: ingon mn gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang itlog kay taas ug kolesterol --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

EMPLEYADO: boss, namatay naman atong manager pwede ako mu puli sa iyang pwesto? BOSS: pwede man, ......................pero amobot kung musugot ang funenaria ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HUBOG
Usa ka hubog nakakita ug madre sa dalan iya kining gisumbag, gi tadjakan, gibalibag bugbug sarado intawon ang madre mikatawa ang hubog ug mi ingon: " WA MAN DIAY KAY PULUS BATMAN!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MOTHER: Anak! nagdugo imong tudlo! ari diri be kay ato supsupon! tsup..tsup.. O wala na. Asa man ka nasamad anak?
ANAK: Wala man ko masamad MA oi! Gipisat man nako ang KUTO sa IRO. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bungi Gitahi sa Doctor Tapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO ,
BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MITAMOOT.... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bungi niuli sa ila ug gitabunan niya ang mata sa iyang asawa..
BUNGI: Nges hu??
ASAWA: Pa - nges hu nges hu pa ka dira ikaw ray bungi dinhi sa atong balay.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PEDRO: puslan walay gamahal maypa MAGPAKAMATAY! ug c pedro ni dive sa SUBA few minutes later......... NITUNGHA ug nisulti: WAAAAAAHHHH! dili ko kaginhawa. MURA KO UG MAMATAY! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ANAK: Nay,,nag tambling tambling gud me sa skul ganina..
NANAY: Di ba ingon man ko ayaw pag tambling tambling kay makita imo panty?
ANAK: Gisulod man naku sa Bag ako Panty Nay.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tulo ka kumare ang nag-istorya.
Mare1: Sus, ako mare pwerte gyud nako ka limtanon kay ang akong pustiso ako mang isud sa ref.
Mare2: Ay wala ra ka nako mare. Mas limtanon pa ko nimo kay kon moagi gani ko sa hagdan, inig abot nako sa tunga-tunga makalimot ko kon pasaka ba ko o panaog. Mare3: (Dang pangyam-id) Sus, ako mga mare, simbako lang gyud(dang tuktok sa bungbong as in 'knock-on-wood' effect) di ra gyud pod ko intawon limtanon! (Dayong talikod) Kadyot usamga mare ha, kay ako usang ablihan ang pultahan kay naay nanuktok. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Anak: nay buntis ko.. lipong ko..
Nay: dili ka buntis! Anak: kasukaon ko nay..
Nay: dli lgi ka buntis! Anak: gus2 ko aslum..
Nay: animal kang bayota ka!! kumu2on ko nang itlog mo ron!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Laki: Kuhaon ko ang mga bitoon og ihatag ko kanimo.
Babae: saba diha! wa man gali ka kakuha anang kugmo gatambisay sa imong ilong... Laki: AW! sorry day ha..wala man gud ko nasayod nga gusto sad ka ani..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

BABAE: ka gwapo sa pari, unsa man akong buhaton para mapansin sa pari? Ahhh, akong ibutang ning panty naku sa lamesa.
PARI: kinsa nang pante diri sa lamesa?
BABAE: ako padre
PARI: naay tae gamay. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Osa ka pirata gi interview sa reporter.
Reporter: Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
Pirata: Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya giputul giilisan na lang ug kahoy.
Reporter: Imong toong kamot naa may hook? Pirata: Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy kaaway.
Reporter: Unya imong pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon? (eye patch).
Pirata: Ah, naithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
Reporter: Ha? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
Pirata: Gilugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.

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Really funny that I can't refrain reading most of them over and over again lol.
Good thing I still have those mails!
It really makes my day!
c",)

La la la la . . .

I'm so happy I don't have lates already for the past 2 weeks with my work hahaha. This is a good sign for the year 2008 weeeeeeeeee and I love how things are going already spoko. I usually take it as a challenge with my previous jobs not to be late however it turned out that what I think is easy is much harder than a girl taking her daily diet routine. Thinking about it makes me smile since I'm so lazy waking up before but not for now. I'm happy with my job and I enjoy it very much eventhough there are times that you are going to face a path that can either brought you a positive or negative reaction. We'll that is actually the SPICE of our life that will make us learn, learn and learn.

And by the way, it's paytime already!! Thank goodness. *wink*

Wew my new one

Just woke up and since I have nothing to do aside playing TribalWars, I decided to create a new blog. Well this isn't my first one however I love to continue my lost effort in creating a blog for myself :). So busy that time that I don't have any spare hours to open my old blog Krayeith but I regret it thus making a new one.

Too bad I loved to have osiris.blogspot.com actually but it has been taken already, tried to register 0siris.blogspot.com too but to no avail and finally was able to register this one 0s1ris.blogspot.com.

This will be my new hobby this 2008.

*wink*