Plan for celebrating our 1st year as a Team =)

We will be going to :
Hidden Paradise Mountain Resort
Brgy. Libo, Ilaya, San Fernando, Cebu

this Friday May 30, 2008

C'ya ;)

My ma =)

I just took my bath and when I go to my computer I saw my ma crying in front of it. I didn't approach her but wait until she left from the PC. When she's no longer there I'm wondering what made her cry and guess what she's reading my blog particularly the one under my Mother's Day posts.

I'm very glad I have the best mother in the world =)

P500 for the Ambulance?

I was on board a bus and along with me is a mother carrying her baby that really needs to be taken to the hospital. Being a talkative I asked her.

(In bisaya)
me: na unsa diay na imong anak manang?
mother: nabali lagi ang bukton kay na aksidente man gud
me: looy naman gud kaayo tan.awon ang bata, nganong wala man mo nag sakay ug ambulansya para madali na ug admit?
mother: wala man me kwarta gud dong para bayad kay pobre man me mao sakay nalang me ug bus kay libre man para maka-abot me sa ospital.
me: pila diay ang plete?
mother: P500 man dong mao nagmantinil nalang me sa bus
me: ataya gud diay nang wala diay exception ana labi na sa mga sitwasyon parehas sa inyo?
mother: lagi dong wala man ta mabuhat gud kay wala man me kwarta

tsk tsk tsk tsk

Isn't it the public owned "Ambulance" is for FREE? Pathetic!!!!

How sad to see if a person is poor cannot avail public utilities in which they should be for free like the "Ambulance". Why do people need to pay for it if it's in the service for the people specially the needy? The money brought is intended now for the ambulance's fare instead for the medicine? What an amazing feat it is thus I'm too low right now why most poor people are not being taken cared of, is it because they are poor? No, it's not if you want to provide community service or save lives then you should do your part in helping them instead of having them pay. I just hope that someone might read this simple thought and spread it. It might be small but who knows it might change everything coz we really can't tell it might happen to you, to him, to us, to them and to whomever.

@Tambuli

Summit All Stars

Happy Mother's Day

"A mother is a person who is seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."

There's a lot of ways to call our Mother and I call mine "Ma". I'm very proud to have her not in a sense that she's my mother who gave birth to me but because she's the kind of mother that I bet anyone wishes for. A very caring person who loves each one of us fairly, nurtured us to become what we are right now and provided us the best assistance you can never imagine.

My mom is really a neverending song in my heart. I maybe ignore some of her advice and forget the words she meant but she will always be a part of me. Indeed they hold our hands for a short while but they hold our hearts forever.

And all that I have, am, and hope to be, I owe it to you. So this is for all the times I forgot to say THANK YOU and I LOVE YOU Ma!!

Happy Mother's Day!!!

At last

I couldn't think of any logo due to the fact that I wasn't able to get the correct name for my blog but I still tried though doing a sketch for a couple of minutes since I have nothing to do however it did turned out something I like. This was created in paint haha because there was really no intention of making an awesome logo for this blog but I feel that it's cool.

Simplicity is really a beauty!!

For Laughs

forwarded . . .

Mom: baby, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: thank you po!!!


BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema mo lang problema natin dahil nagmamahalan tayo. ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis natin si inday at tayo ang ama


"There what it takes to be. Then we shall so be it because it is. To do or not to is in the what, now or what else. Without which there never to you!" - words of wisdom from Senator Lito Lapid.


Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare2: pare ako nanalo!


Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo?
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
Father: bakit?
Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang


Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot
Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob
Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!


Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder...

WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! screamed the driver...

Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?
Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ng funenaria


1 panget na babe, hinoholdap

Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!
Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!
Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang...

Priest: ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit
Mga bakla: carry lang po father...dun na lang kami sa rainbow mag slide-slide!!!


Girl: doc, pacheck-up po
Doc: sige hubad ka ng panty at bra tapos higa ka
Girl: hindi po ako, itong lola ko po
Doc: sige lola, hinga na lang po ng malalim


Farmer: lalaki na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na...ano ang balak mo itanim sa sakahan mo anak?
Anak: flowers papa!!! madaming madaming flowers! pretty diba?!