There

Finally! On the beaches of Bantayan Island we arrived, the so called "Bandits of Team Summit".

The Antok Killer

forwarded...

Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Why did Erap shoot his wife when he bought a house? Because the contract reads: 'Execute all 3 copies together with your wife...' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Ano ang nagpasikat kay Erap? Wristband. Ano ang magpapayaman kay Abalos? Broadband. Ano ang magpapabagsak kay GMA? Husband! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Pari nagmimisa: sino sa inyo ang may kagalit?? Taass kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae Pari: si lola lang ang walang kagalit... ano edad nyo lola?? Lola: 93 anyos. Pari: tingnan nyo si lola.. 93 na pero walang kagalit!! Lola bakit wala kayong kagalit??? Lola: PATAY na ang mga WALANGHIYA!! ! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Atty: Ano?? idedemanda mo boss mo ng sexual harrassment! !! dahil lang sa sinabihan kang mabango ang buhok mo!!!ano masama dun??? Girl: your honor, UNANO!!! ang boss ko.. UNANO!!! (patok 'tong joke na 'to....UNANO ba naman....cguro kung MIDGET ung boss hindi magrereklamo Girl....hehehe! !!) ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng sucherya!!! Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig. hindi sucherya tawag dun... Anak: ano po?? Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!! ------------ --------- ---- JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata. TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan! JUAN: Paano? TATAY: KANG GUD! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Juan: pare, nsusuka ko kaya lang hindi ako masuka. Pedro: madali lang yun pare, sundot mo tonsil mo. (sinundot ang tonsil) Juan: hindi pa din eh Pedro: try mo sundot puwet mo. (sinundot ang pwet) Juan: ayaw pa din eh.. Pedro: ngayon ska mo isundot ulit sa bibig mo. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- A mental patient singing while lying in a hospital bed, after a song dumapa siya. The nurse asked: O bakit ka bumaliktad?? He answered: Adik ka ba??? Side B na kaya!!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Job interview Boss: Why should we hire you? Tikyo: Mas mabuti po ang bagong tulad ko dahil wala pang sungay. Boss: English please. Tikyo: Well, you see, uh, I'm brand new so I'm not yet horny! ----------------------------------------------------- BF: sunduin kita mamaya,bubusina nalang ako kapag nasa harap na ng bahay nyo GF: Wow de-kotse ka na pala, anong klase dadalhin mo? BF: Wala, busina lang ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Pinoy coping mechanism at work! A: Magkano po ang tinola? M: 20 lang. A: May sabaw? M: Libre na ang sabaw namin. A: Kanin, meron? M: 5 lang. A: May tutong? M: Libre na. A: Sige manong, tutong at sabaw nga! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Great signs! 1. Gynecologist - Dr. Chua at your cervix. 2. Septic tank truck - Yesterday's meals on wheels. 3. Plumber's office - We repair what your husband fixed. 4. Tire shop - Invite us to your next blowout. 5. Electrical shop - Let us remove your shorts. 6. Maternity room door - Push, push, push! 7. Optometrist' s clinic - If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Inspirational quote that we must always remember: kung kaya ng iba... pagawa mo sa kanila... dont force yourself.. make your life easy!!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------ Three reasons why laughing is good for your health: 1. Your heart - laughing lowers your blood pressure while increasing the amount of oxygen carried in your blood. 2. Your lungs - a deep belly laugh is like an internal aerobic workout, helping you breath more efficiently. 3. Your anxiety level - laughing lowers levels of the stress hormone cortisol, reducing tension. So take time to laugh even at the corniest joke!

I finally got a domain on my own :P

I've been a good boy eversince haha in which I think why my ex bought me a domain from 1and1 :P. She registered www.khrye.com for me and I'm very thankful for it. At last, I have something to use for experimenting things in the web.

Thank you bestfriend! :)
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